1. Look what I found in the mail!

    Look what I found in the mail!

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  1. Why is there such a taboo with picking your nose? I mean, if you have a stubborn booger, a finger is the only way it’s gonna come out.

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    kittymudface reblogged dairykid:
    reblogged from eggnored:
  1. standardgaydad:

    u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

  1. "Bring Me To Life" by from the album Kidz Bop 4

    588,527 plays

    thelof9:

    zouweemama:

    paynal:

    princebaryll:

    sssAAAAYYYVVVEEe mAAAAaAaAaaaAAYyY

    FUCK ME NONONASD NON

    If you have not listened to this yet you need to this is life changing

    fun fact: if you listen in at about 2:48 not only does the guy miss a line but he attempts to cover it up by screaming “RUFF” like a freakign dog

  1. supernyatural:

    girlwholovesdragons:

    temperamentalheavingheart:

    thinkthatthetimehascome:

    ianoshea:

    jocundasykes:

    welcome-foolishmortals:

    I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

    ICH WEINE

    The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

    THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

    this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

    homohotlips69

    Holy shit I am dying from laughter


    HUNGRY for DONG

    kittymudface reblogged mkhunterz:
  1. doloresjaneumbridge:

    Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

    • me: I should go shower now

      (five minutes later)

      (another five minutes later)

      (yet another five minutes later)

      (more five minute intervals)

      someone: (goes into the bathroom)

      me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

  1. tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

    reblogged from jadecarstairs:
  1. oomshi:

    vegay:

    dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

    this can be taken two ways

  1. sswincestiel:

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

    sswincestiel:

    WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

  1. failnation:

Speed Sign in Irelandhttp://failnation.tumblr.com
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  1. failnation:

Sock support grouphttp://failnation.tumblr.com
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