reblogged from the-leviathan-overlord:
  1. A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

    dreazil:

    The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

    idontneedyourheroact:

    my-fandoms-rule:

    scolipede:

    Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

    do they all just mate with the same man or something

    obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. observerinthecaskett:

    Misha Collins & Mark Pellegrino in Moving Alan (2003); (Part I)

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. purjo:

muslimmilf:

thehottestdesignershades:

oprahsmom:

fashion

omg it’s just like cinderella <333

cinderella gotta shave dem legs

cinderella does what cinderella wants

    purjo:

    muslimmilf:

    thehottestdesignershades:

    oprahsmom:

    fashion

    omg it’s just like cinderella <333

    cinderella gotta shave dem legs

    cinderella does what cinderella wants

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    hotsuburbandad:

    This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

    nayx:

    legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from infinity--n--beyond:
  1. qrieves:

    Christians this 4/20 be like

    image

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. cellothroughyourwindow:

    shezzablue:

    missmindicarriesbaby5:

    jesseproch:

    emt-monster:

    Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

    I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

    I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

    Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

    i know a few emts and theyre all great people

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from hobocarl:
  1. officialwhitegirls:

    on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea image

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from kittymudface:
  1. kittymudface:

    image

    Shit, someone hurry up and follow me!!!

    Phew, and just in time for Easter.

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog
  1. My dad finally realized how awesome my cat Tweed is when he casually walked up and sniffed noses with a mastiff.

  2. 18 hours ago · Reblog