Why is there such a taboo with picking your nose? I mean, if you have a stubborn booger, a finger is the only way it’s gonna come out.
"Bring Me To Life" by from the album Kidz Bop 4
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
Holy shit I am dying from laughter
HUNGRY for DONG
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT