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  1. timelordangel:

    we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better

  1. Do moms ever stop going going crazy when you say bad words? Like I’m 22 and get yelled at for saying “badass” or muttering “damn it” under my breath

  2. 5 days ago · Reblog
  1. verily-thor:

    christineismychapel:

    poehlerfey:

    YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

    Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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  1. romeyooo:

well one of us is going to have to change

    romeyooo:

    well one of us is going to have to change

  1. satanslittlewh0re:

    this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

    reblogged from for-gods-sake-im-canadian:
  1. ex0skeletal:

    Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

    reblogged from pizza:
  1. that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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  1. dex5m:

    qwanderer:

    thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

    girl-farts:

    kingcheddarxvii:

    notviolet:

    Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

    SHUT THE HELL U P

    this man has gone too far

    damn

    Where does Marvel FIND these people?

    Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

    I was thinking the same thing!

    Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

    reblogged from for-gods-sake-im-canadian:
  1. if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

    fiendswithbenefits:

    zchr:

    i just set it up and it seems to be working

    if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

  1. "AAAAAAAHHHH SABWENIAA BABALA HELAVA"

    "AAAAAAAHHHH SABWENIAA BABALA HELAVA"

  1. lolfactory:

The New Coolest Dad Ever Made a BattleTech Treehouse for His Kids☆ funny tumblr

    lolfactory:

    The New Coolest Dad Ever Made a BattleTech Treehouse for His Kids

    ☆ funny tumblr

  2. 5 days ago · Reblog
  1. tonks-has-pink-hair:

    brigwife:

    welcometonewrome:

    mattlewisfangirl:

    d0nt-p4n1c:

    iwasateenagehorcrux:

    holiclover:

    Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

    WHY WAS THIS DELETED

    THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

    WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS

    they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.

    WHY NO

    because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime

    SOMEONE SAID IT

    kittymudface reblogged rnonocle:
    reblogged from damnnikkiissexy:
  1. rexuality:

    I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

    reblogged from stability:
  1. rumour:

    *logs in to tumblr*image